May 2013
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broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
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bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
A (not so) short summery of Rythian and Zoey's...
Zoey: You're Katniss
Rythian: Yeah, I'm Katniss
Zoey: No wait, I'm Katniss now
Rythian: No, I'm Katniss
Zoey: No I'm Katniss, you're Peeta
Rythian: No! I'm not Peeta, I'm Katniss
Zoey: No, I'm Katniss
Rythian: No, I'm Katniss
Zoey: Make bread for food
Rythian: OK *makes bread for food*
Zoey: See? I'm Katniss, you're Peeta
Rythian: Wha-No!-I... no! I'm Katniss
Zoey: No I'm Katniss
Rythian: No I'm Katniss
Zoey: OK so we're both Katniss
Rythian: OK, we're both Katniss
Zoey: I'm Katniss!
Rythian: *too busy with actual game to comment*
Zoey: Use you're wepon! The bow! You're Katniss!
Rythian: Yeah
Zoey: I have a bottle of regen potion... it's the bottle of medicine, cuz you're Peeta
Both: *die*
Both: *fighting*
Zoey: Well... at least I'm Katniss and you're Peeta
Rythian: No! I'm Katniss
Did anyone else scream at there tv when Jenny said...
pickledshark:
NICE HATS HAIRY DUDES MAKES A MANN CO
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
xxdeathnotronic:
tanakatier:
*strums guitar* DO NOT SEND MY RYTHNA ART TO RYTHIAN
*strums guitar harder* ESPECIALLY WITHOUT ASKING ME
*breaks guitar* NOW HE’S GONNA HATE MEEEEE
-grabs keyboard and sings- Don’t tag it with Rythian, if you don’t want him to see it… cause you never know who’s looking in the tagggggg!
